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These Whiskey Decanters Belong On Every Valentine Gift List
When you spend as much time each day scouring the product review sites as we do, you know that right now everybody is writing about the same thing: Valentine’s Day gifts.
If you’ve been lucky enough to avoid this year’s slate of quasi-romantic products this year, you are not missing much. This year’s lists of Valentine’s Day gift ideas for him and for her are as uninspired as ever. In fact, in some places it looks like they just reused the same list from 2020. You would think, given the way things are in the world right now, that writers would have ample time on their hands to think up something new.
Let’s take a look at the “for him” Valentine’s Day gift lists. Out of all the products that frequently pop up, only one is actually something a guy would want. If you’ve read the lists, I’m sure you’ve seen it. I am talking about this gorgeous globe whiskey decanter set:
Honestly, this thing is so cool. At a time when travel is strictly limited if not outright prohibited, this decanter conjures up remembrances of the good old days, of globetrotting and exploration. Depending on your attitude, it could even serve as an icon of hope: Some day you will once again be able to traverse this great big Earth.
The only thing keeping this decanter from being the acme of all possible Valentine’s Day gifts is another decanter that pops up on Amazon as a “similar product.” It is just as cool, if not cooler. It is shaped like a rifle:
Don’t over look the bullet-shaped chilling stones it comes with. When a woman gets you a rifle-shaped decanter for Valentine’s Day, you marry her. I am not sure what the other editors are missing; this one should be on all the Valentine’s Day lists. The only problem is the noted mercurial nature of Amazon—who knows how long “the Everything Store” will allow firearm-related products on its pages? That’s even more reason to buy it now, while you still can.