After being cooped up for the better part of a year, it should come as no surprise that people are getting a little loopy. If this cabin fever hasn’t been evident based on the increasingly outré backgrounds people are putting on their Zoom calls, then it certainly is from the latest dispatch from the Washington Post’s style section. Apparently, because they had to ruin Christmas along with the rest of 2020, people have started to decorate their homes with black Christmas trees.
Black Christmas trees!? What is this madness? I thought the trend of white Christmas trees from about a decade ago was tacky, but that comes off as positively tasteful compared to this monstrosity. Christmas should be a time of joy and celebration. The only appropriate reaction to coming across a black Christmas tree in someone’s home is: “Who died?”
I would understand if somehow, perhaps due to factory error, thousands of typically green artificial trees had been mistakenly painted black. And then, due to a supply shortages, black Christmas trees were the only ones available on Amazon. Considering I once was so desperate for Christmas cheer that I put out a light-up Christmas dog, I would sympathize with those forced to adorn their home with the more macabre decoration. But that is not the case! According to the fashionistas interviewed by the Post, black Christmas trees are now considered “glamorous,” “sophisticated,” and “refined.”
This aggression will not stand! The War on Christmas continues apace, and this latest sortie should serve as a reminder to us all to be constantly vigilant. Now is the time to reach out to your loved ones to check in on their mental health. After all, friends don’t let friends put out black Christmas trees.
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In 2022, Santa hats are out. Silly turkey hats are in.
I was on Amazon looking for things to do over Thanksgiving with relatives (eventually landing on the brand new game Christmas Categories) when I came across this:
My first thought was that it creates the perfect opportunity for someone in the family to recreate the classic Monica turkey head scene from Friends:
Then I realized that there are many ways you can have fun with the turkey hat Thanksgiving. When you play games, you can decide in advance that the loser has to wear the turkey hat. Or perhaps you can start a tradition that whoever carves the turkey each year gets to wear the turkey hat. The possibilities are endless!
No matter how you are spending the holiday this year (with funny turkey hat, or sans funny turkey hat), the We Know Products team wishes you a very happy Thanksgiving!
If you go on Amazon and search for “handheld massager,” you will find dozens and dozens of clones of the same $100 massage gun. My immediate reaction upon seeing this was that there is no longer any innovation in the massager industry. Instead of actually investing in R&D to come up with more advanced ways to help customers, massager companies seem content to copy one another and compete on price.
One company gives me hope. That company is NAIPO, a well-known massager brand whose stated mission is to help people all over the world “Find Well-being.” NAIPO’s latest handheld massager features a brand new design that provides added value for the user. While it is still a percussion massager, its sleek comfort-grip handle grants access to otherwise inaccessible areas of the body. It also features 5 interchangeable massager heads so that you are able to treat each acupuncture point with the best possible massage.
This attention to detail creates a truly customizable experience. After a workout or just a long day at work, you can choose from 5 different speed levels and 5 different working modes, from gentle relaxation to vigorous, deep-tissue massage. By virtue of the extended front grip, you can give exactly the right type of massage to previously neglected muscles all over your body.
A common complaint about percussion massagers is the noise level that can make it awkward or even impossible to use in public. The new NAIPO handheld massager is different. Unlike its competitors, it provides amazing results with only a single massage head. This has the twin effect of reducing noise levels and making it lighter and therefore less unwieldy, a huge plus especially for older users.
The NAIPO XF-5120 handheld massager will be available for purchase soon, and at $52.99 it is inarguably cheaper than similar products on the market. You get your very own either at NAIPO’s own storefront on naipocare.com or on Walmart.com. Stay tuned for more updates!